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Throw Until They Go Away
Listen now | I throw the baseball as hard as I can, aiming for the box, wanting the ball to come back at me as fast as possible.
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In Sunday School They Told Me Pride Was No Good
Listen now | Something about it coming before a fall. With times enlightened, pride finds itself bona fide.
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He Never Talked About The President
Listen now | I’ll be by tomorrow night with some fish and biscuits, then we’ll fill our bellies like the kings of old and never want for anything again.
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I’ve Never Delivered A Eulogy
Listen now | Based on the last text message he sent my way, Danny knew you’re not supposed to mix that much whiskey with that much Percocet.
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When Rage Against The Machine Came To Spanish Fork, Utah
Listen now | The band was booked by accident. City officials didn’t know who Rage Against the Machine was or the type of music they played when they…
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They Say Vladimir Putin Is To Blame For Our Bad Luck
Listen now | The elite demean, mislead and force everyone else to sacrifice. Then they break their own rules, demanding adherence to faulty advice.
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I Wonder What Brigham Would Think If He Were Alive Today
Listen now | Would he still think this is the place or point his wagon a different way?
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